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Audition Notice

'Allo 'Allo!

by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft


Audition for all parts

St Margaret's Church Hall, Victoria Avenue N3 1BD

Sunday 13th January at 7.30 pm

Director: Joyce Piper

This is the stage version of an extremely well-known television comedy - definitely politically incorrect but also very funny! I imagine most people will know that it is about Rene and his wife Edith, who are trying to keep for themselves a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis, and hidden in a sausage in the cellar of their cafe. He is also hiding two British Airmen who the Resistance are trying to repatriate. Complications include a wireless disguised as a cockatoo and the news that the Fuhrer is to visit the town brings Hitler look-alikes to the cafe! Rene needs all his with to save his cafe – and his life.

Characters list
  • ReneThe main character, who runs the cafe and round whom all the action takes place.
  • EdithRene’s wife, who is convinced she is a good singer and dancer. She is somewhat suspicious of Rene’s involvement with the Resistance girls!
  • MichelleLeader of Resistance girls
  • YvetteWaitress and also Resistance girl – always flirting with Rene!
  • MimiWaitress (very small!) and Resistance girl
  • Colonel von StrohmLeader of German group
  • HelgaColonel’s secretary
  • AlbertoItalian Captain working with the Germans
  • FlickGerman Secret Service
  • CrabtreeEnglishman posing as French policeman
  • LeclercWorks for French Resistance
  • GruberLieutenant in German Army
  • General Ludwig von SchmellingGerman Army

  • German soldiers, peasants and two British airmen

Audition pieces are available from:

Joyce Piper (director)
Maureen Colmans (PA)

Please try to read the whole play. You can borrow copies for quick reading by contacting Joyce or Mo as above.

Rehearsals will start in February and will be two evenings a week and late Sunday afternoons. All actors who are in a show must be members of GST.